Mommy's Make-up Kit

I got into Mommy's make-up kit
I thought I might try on a bit
Lipstick, powder, shadow and rouge
Mom came in and she turned blue
She yelled an told me not to touch
I wasn't old enough for blush

Fifteen years later and I still find,
I am still too young in her mind
Although she's still telling me "No!"
I bought make-up of my very own
I put it on clean and simple
Hey look Mom! There still are dimples!

Warning:

Take only the daily recommended dosage. Over dose may cause itching, runny eyes, and little men from mars (who are really just cats in costume) to take over your house by pretending to be Teddy Roosevelt and kick you out into the snowy streets.

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